1. During a Period

    • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
    • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
    • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
    • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
    • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
    • Me: why

About me

Hi, I'm Natasha, I love summer, friends, cheerleading, tumbling, swimming, food, talking, laughing, smiling, boys, sparkles, bieber, kardashians, one tree hill, sunsets, beaches, sun, blackberrys, candy, pink, teal, onelesslonelyglitter, vacations, dancing, singing, sleeping, shopping, clothes, designers, texting, bbm, tanning, dresses, sequins, braids, long hair, sunglasses, abercrombie, lululemon, uggs, birkenstocks, coach, taylor swift, britney spears, partying, LIVING LIFE. and you only have one life, so be happy, love it and live it up :)

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